Uh, don't hang out naked and try to kill a spider with fire

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,18706262-29677,00.html

Enough said. Freaking idiot.

 

At least it was his ass that got burned. Woulda sucked more if the balls were singhed...

Peace and love

 

It said "upper thigh" or "upper leg". I think that is what it was alluding to.

 

Sounds like a Darwin Award nominee.

 

If his balls were singed, LOL. Once I was lighting a campfire while naked on one of my fishing get aways alone, and I used lighter fluid while kneeling down, and some splashed on the tip of my penis, and when I lit the fire, the tip of my dick was like a candle, that I quickly grabbed and put ou in my palm, no pain what so ever or damage at all, but it got me scared for an instant, and enough to lose that erection.

 

^Dude, no offense intended, but do you just walk around with a perpetual hard-on? Every post you write seems to say you had one in that situation.

 

HaHa, pretty much when I'm nude -and that's often for me that I'm nude- I have a lot of erections off and on. This particular time I was masturbating and stopping right before orgasm, and masturbating again and so on to save the orgasm for a great climax. I love doing that for hours on end.

 

Wow, now that's patience! I don't have that kind of willpower. Maybe a few pauses to extend things, but hours on end? Damn! Good for you man.

 

Spidey- you are a lucky, lucky bastard.

 

I do it that way most of the time I masturbate. It makes for awesome orgasms, and the fun really lasts. Only pitfall is losing hours of time doing it.

 

I assume you mean lucky that I didn't get hurt, I agree.