Tomb Raider Is Now Older Than Most Dogs Or Whisky

Still not played New n Tasty, waiting for it to go on sale at Steam again..

I loved the Nevada level in TRIII

 

Me neither. I vaguely recall I played a free demo of it years ago on the xbox 360

 

YOU FUCKING FEMINIST HOW DARE YOU

...I also thought it was great.

 

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, I love Tombraider, and I loved her tits. It's not a feminist issue, she is iconic, and it showed that Indiana Jones had some good female competition.

 

I've never actually see her tits, which is slightly disappointing really. I bet she goes au naturelle down below as well, since I don't imagine shaving rash would go down so well in the jungle. I'm ok with that too.

 

Animated tits never really intrigued me. Jolies tits were of course astounding.

 

She is the same person in the new games. The only difference is her proportions are more realistic. Still has tits though. I don't know what you mean.

 

Yeah he's confusing things. She looks a bit younger (prequels to the older games after all) and more realistic. She's obviously still crafted to look physically appealing.

I even disagree that Lara looked hotter in the older games. But I guess I like realism more than big pointy tits. And that she's like in her late teens now doesn't hurt at all. So how Yggdrazil is seeing all kinds of feministic developments here might just tell more about his mindset or where he gets his info from than this game and its protagonist on itself.

 

I have a few and I am sure there are more pics and paintings of her au naturelle.
If you are looking for official pics though... give up. The creators say if you saw her without clothes all you would see are digital wires.

 

i wouldn't say they intrigue me, but i still look if they're there.

 

The rumor when I was a kid was there was nudity codes for the games. Now I know they would never put something like that in a game meant for the Pg-13 crowd. Also wouldn't you want some cloths to protect you in the tombs? A lot of sharp and dirty things.

 

Are you asking me? Personally I always raid tombs naked. But I've never been to Siberia.

 

Said the bishop to the archaeologist

 

In like one year. People who are 18 are gonna be born in year 2000......

Which means I been a down ass Juggalette for over half my life. Since 99'.

 

As long as they're not born again Christians

 

Say. The new Lara Croft is rather cute. I especially like her slightly lazy eye, I hope the dolls they bring out also have this feature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=8ndhidEmUbI

 

What is it with movies these days? This trailer for the Tomb Raider looks so uninspiring.

Even I know Lara Croft is supposed to have big boobs to pack male teens into movie theatres

And at the same time neither can she be a manly Geena Davis/ Sigourney weaver type becuase we have to send the message tiny little princesses can do what anyone else can

 

In other words you want Lara Croft to be a transgender man like Ripley or Norman Reedus?

OK, I'll try to find a new film with some hairy bikers in it for you.

 

All the Tomb raider movies are mediocre, kind of cliché and uninspired. With this title/franchise its really the games where its at. Which has some mediocre ones too... but the latest two are ok again happily.
I don't expect anything spectacular from a new TR movie

 

I agree. All the Tomb Raider films suck. But the point is Alicia Vikander is as cute as a button.