Things that make ya mad!

Nah, you just pussed out.

 

What about "lil"?

 

Yeah that makes me a lil mad too

 

"Insanity is a sane reaction to an insane World." - R.D. Laing, pioneer of the anti-psychiatry movement.

 

I never want to tawk to you

 

Girl, I done toad you

 

I'm told my accent has gotten thicker since moving back to NJ.

 

LMAO! I like that, and will start using that one- I done DONE it!
My favorite one is "slow down, sign says 25 miles pan-hour"

I love hearing people speak like this, and what everyone else has posted. I know it isn't right, it's improper, and goes against what we were taught in English class since grade school, but, when I got corrected in grade school for pronouncing the "s" in Illinois and was told that it was silent, and "Arkansas" is pronounced "Arkinsaw"
I was confused to say the least. I make sure my daughter knows the correct pronunciation of words, but also teach her
Keep a poker face and remain humble when she comes across folks that talk "li'kat". It's harmless really, and it's not new. That's decades a decades of fucked up grammar, used all over the country.

 

Oh it's...thick.

Hey did you have your cawfee?

 

Being ignored.

 

No! But thanks for reminding me.

 

Let's see..... Those damn sites where you have to click "next, next, next" to see the before and after pics of these has-beens,etc
When you make coffee and that damn filter collapses and there are grounds in it.
Watching Crackle.
Paying for Hulu and STILL having ads in it.
People not flushing the damn toilet!
People not leaving any toilet paper!
Some of my grandkids....hell...ALL of my grandkids!

 

You know they have a no ad option too. Its a couple dollars more a month

There. Cant say nobody done toad you nothin

 

Add that to my list too then .....paying for Hulu and still having ads and then having to pay them still more to not have fucking ads! Thanks!

 

Ok I'm up now and decided to re-edit it back to the original...

 

HF members who are actually men, but post as women in thier profile.

 

this bothers me less than when they post "two pies for $10" as if it's a special price, when it actually is $5 each.

yeah, i know what you mean now. it doesn't bother me as much as the others, because it seems like whenever i hear people pronounce it that way they aren't actually being serious. or maybe i'm just telling myself that to preserve my sanity.

also "i seen you."

or using "to" instead of "at." like if they're telling me they sell bread at the gas station, but they say "they sell bread to the gas station."

if somebody tells me "i seen you to the gas station" i will probably kill them.

 

Broken Egg Yokes making breakfast.

 

What about those damn women that post as men! Isn't that awful?

 

Yes it is