Things that make ya mad!

I hate it when people say 'essssspresso' like a lispy fancy boy.

I also hate crooked retailers who list multiple product prices. "Two pies for $10" and in tiny print below, "Or $6.95 each". That practice should be FUCKING ILLEGAL!! Where's the FUCKING MANAGER? Your selling me one pie for $5 God dammit!!!!

 

So this is sort of hard to explain in writing, but i'll give it a shot

You know how the c and the u in ridoCUlous make a certain sound together....it isnt quite a hard c but almost. I've heard people say it just like the standard hard c as in cat...ridicalus

 

If someone says this, do not be their friend. They should not pass go. They should not collect $200.

 

Correction: £200.

 

Correction: €200

 

Correction: Go fuck yourselves.

 

After you Sir

 

Is that your going rate?

 

Then please be more "pacific"

 

Why did you edit

 

Cause I don't have delete button

 

Being used

 

Eh you could have just left it there

 

Lol!

What really kills me is incorrect grammar like...i done done it. And stuff li'kat (redneck speak for like that). And when people say I toad you instead of I told you.

All things you commonly hear around the south

 

Did you see it?

 

Yes.

 

Well this is awkward

 

Thank you, I hate that shit too. Monster energy drinks is another example of this. Some convenient stores charge 3-4 dollars a can, but then they have a special where you can get 2 for $4. Makes no sense, especially when I just need one.

 

I'm not even out of bed yet, I don't want to think I've grown so callous to start off my day so mean.