I wanna share a funny story with y'all. Last week I woke up and my anaconda was so swollen it was unrecognizable, no discolouration just swollen, so I panicked. I was convinced that I had picked up some new kind of tropical STD or something. So I called in sick at work (made up a fake illness to save embarrassment of telling my boss my anaconda was transforming into some kind of arm). And rushed out of the house and straight to the hospital. They then referred me to the STD clinic, who then told me they had no idea what was wrong, but booked me an appointment with a specialist for three days time. I had to wait three fucking days in worriment. I was worried sick so I took the whole three days off even though the swelling was slowly going down. By the time of the appointment it was almost back to normal, so I saw the specialist who calmly told me that it was swollen cause I had been gripping the thing too tightly during masturbation. The swelling had gone down cause I was too worried and freaked out to masturbate with it. So I lost almost a weeks pay and done near gave myself a heart-attack for pretty much nothing! Now it's back to normal but there's a lesson to be learned here fellas.... Just a shame I had to learn it the hard way, lol.
