Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

There have been issues here with shortages of legally produced bud.

 

someone should produce some illegal weed.

 

Opiumated hash?

 

I was thinking crack . like crackweed.. maybe like as a numbing agent to reduce coughing.

 

Yet again managed to connect with a taxi driver that couldn’t find the proper entrance to the airport. Goes to the fucking arrival gate and pretends like nothing’s wrong. This happens so often that I actually know how to tell them in Chinese what they did wrong and where to go. Then the guy has the balls to try to keep the change as a tip (an amount that most people in China would have to work an entire day to earn). Shabi........

 

LOL I don't know why that made me chuckle but it did, thanks for that friend

As for taxi drivers - yeah, they're bad. But Uber drivers have been most reliably worse in my experience.

 

Still illegal here... you could corner the market.

 

Illegal where I live too. All the buds are budding here though

 

Got a perfectly legal bottle of barrel aged stout. Put it on the passenger seat and headed home. Stopped to get gas. Opened up passenger side door to throw out some trash....fucking bottle falls and shatters before I could even blink. Not sure what is worse. $17. Gone, or a beer I really wanted to try and will never see again gone.

 

where aussie?...

went to the restore today....some crazy cheap stuff there....I will go back with money next time...we picked up a door for 15 dollars

 

I don't know if the laws changed since I've moved but where I lived in Canberra, it wasn't legal to grow weed but if you had 2 plants or less, you'd only get a fine and not arrested etc.
So that pretty much told us that it was legal enough.

 

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Yo

 

A beer was $17? I would be sad too...

 

Oxford Dictionaries says the word of the year is "toxic"

lol

 

When has the "past" year not been toxic?

We can only get what we give into life.

Being a toxic person will only lead to a toxic life. While being a loving person will lead to a more loving life

 

Eating seeds as a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city, our city
You, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep

 

Love me some Everclear

 

Ummmmmmmm

Everclear was the one who saw the man at the liquor store begging for his change