Something that doesn’t make sense about Star Wars

Phantom Menace in particular is atrocious.

I'll still watch it... But... Yeah it's not good. Midi chlorians? Get the fuck outta here.

 

And Luke Skywalker is supposed to be the good guy, he probably killed 10s of thousands of that galaxys version of little filipino women, just cleaning the toilets, supporting their kids and grandoarents

 

Hey you take a job on a planet destroying space station, don't be surprised when the rebel alliance comes to blow your ass up. I mean I know times are tough but surely there are other places that need clean toilets that aren't a prime military target.

 

Or the 3rd one, Padme dies from " not having the will to live" just after giving birth to 2 bundles of cuteness, like no female ever in the history of their or our galaxy. Fucking hell

A 5th grader could have written a better script

 

I went to see that movie 5 times because I couldn't get enough of this guy:

 

True, I always hated that. But... Obi Wan vs Darth Vader on Mustafar covers many sins. That's some of the baddest shit I ever saw.

 

Poor Qui Gon.

 

Yeah, he did suffer a cheap shitty death

 

Its one redeeming feature , the one and only time they got a guy that knew kung fu to do a lightsaber scene.

One thing that annoyed me about the Force Awakens is they actually cast the cast of The Raid ( if you havent seen that movie, download it, awesome fighting movie)...but then they didnt actually get them to do any fighting ( they were one if the gangs chasing after Han)

 

Everything half off at the Maul today

 

Ok, I'll check it out