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"I'm no where near the threat that I'd hoped to become" Arlo Guthrie to TSA agent.

 

Sheldon: If I could I would, but I can't so I shan't

 

"We have met the enemy, and he is us"

Pogo

 

“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s about learning to dance in the rain”

 

"I'm that bitch who ate the cake"

 

“If you're in trouble, or hurt or need - go to the poor people. They're the only ones that'll help - the only ones.”
― John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

 

you high fiving mother fucker, your just a walking billboard for all the latest brands.- scott lucas

 

A gay guy I was friends with in high school but don't talk to any more had this on his aim thing "those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter" so true

 

Yes, but its not a form of violence

 

“Our society tends to regard as a sickness any mode of thought or behavior that is inconvenient for the system and this is plausible because when an individual doesn't fit into the system it causes pain to the individual as well as problems for the system. Thus the manipulation of an individual to adjust him to the system is seen as a cure for a sickness and therefore as good.”
― Theodore Kaczynski

“Can you smell his sweat? That peculiar goatish odor is trans-3-methyl-2 hexenoic acid. Remember it, it's the smell of schizophrenia.”
― Thomas Harris, The Silence of the Lambs

“Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.”
― Nelson DeMille, The General's Daughter

"Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity."
― Khalil Gibran

 

"There never was a good war, or a bad peace." - Benjamin Franklin

“The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace.” ― Mahatma Gandhi

"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die." -- Jean-Paul Sartre

“Peace is the only battle worth waging.” ― Albert Camus

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― George Carlin

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist” - George Carlin

“If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little” - George Carlin

“Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

 

"Of two people agree on everything, you can guarantee only one of them is doing all the thinking"

-unknown

 

"Music is the only language in which one cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing". - John Erskine

 

^^ I'm pretty sure that this music is sarcastic.

"Oh, the Klan, oh the Klan
It call on every red fighting man.
If you are free and white and bigot
And get your courage from a spigot
They be needing reinforcements for to fight the indian."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIF5wJgXagc

 

"Everything in moderation, including moderation." - Oscar Wilde.

"Great spirits have often overcome violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein.

 

"If they had a conscience, I guess that it would bother them."

my mother

 

“Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

 

"We're all mad here."

also from Alice in Wonderland.

 

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