Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens~

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens blah blah these are a few of my favorite things~~~~~


Yeah I love that song, anyway, I actually ain't gonna ask you what yer favorite things are. Haha. too bad. Instead we'll talk about whiskers on kittens cause kittens are cute.


When I first got my favorite cat, I tried to sneak him into the library under my coat but he kept crying and they kicked me out (said "you can't be in here with, THAT.... assholes) and so I sat on the ground and this huge ass dog came up and the kitty was scared and scratched my palms and crawled down my back. oweee poor kitty. what're your favorite kitty storeezz

 

i tried to take my cat for a walk on a leash when i was like in third grade. so it scratched me. i still have the scars.



i guess that wasnt a good story, sorry.

 

Yay. That's what I have listed as my favorite things on my msn profile!

I love kittens.

 

Heeeey no prob mine wasn't either.

 

I had this kitten named Friskey that I loved so much he was my best friend, he would jump on my bed at night and sleep on my head. He died on June 4,1999 a couple of days before my 13th birthday. We never found out what he died from.

 

BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness
Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker, you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.