Penis Size

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by December1995, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. shoeless joe

    shoeless joe Member

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    Lady L, mine can produce a lot of cream, would you like me to demonstrate for you? ;)
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    pfft, that's child's play. mine can instantly transform me from a perfectly rational human into a complete idiot.
     
  3. magickman

    magickman Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    Lol this reminds me of the chorus verse to the song "Iron Dick" by Coven. Some black metal me and a friend used to listen to in the late eighties..

    "Long as my arm, five times as thick, you'll die at the end of my Iron Dick." laughable...
     
  4. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    Just a brief glimpse into my world....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgWQfOd-1M&list=RDTNgWQfOd-1M
     
  5. Cosmic wonderland

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    Mine's ~2.5" long x 3.5" in girth when soft & ~5.75" long x 4.75" in girth when hard. A bit on the small side when soft, but pretty-much in the middle of the average range in length & girth when hard.
     
  6. Everythinggirl

    Everythinggirl I'll Be Your Mirror

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  7. Slasher

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    Doesn't matter. Mine has only been used for peeing, and probably always will.
     
  8. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Surely You Use It For "Self Pleasure"...???...:smirk:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  9. Cosmic wonderland

    Cosmic wonderland Member

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    Exactly what I was wondering....
     
  10. LowHangers

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    I'm 8" long and pretty thick, never measured the circumference.
     
  11. Italy185

    Italy185 Straight male... here to make friends

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    Every guy has measured or had women measure it... somebody said why would you measure it my answer is in case someone asks... to the people that say they never have and don't care, I say BS...
     
  12. Michael1985

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    If nothing else, it's used for cumming during wet dreams....
     
  13. tkm954

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    I had a 100.00 dollar tattooed on my dick,because I like to see my money grow.
    Everyone knows penis size is directed related to IQ.The bigger the dick,the lower the IQ,(that's according to my wife).Me? Average.
    It's not the size of the tower,It's the frequency.
     
  14. tkm954

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    I had a 100.00 dollar tattooed on my dick,because I like to see my money grow.
    Everyone knows penis size is directed related to IQ.The bigger the dick,the lower the IQ,(that's according to my wife).Me? Average.
    It's not the size of the tower,It's the frequency.
     
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  15. Flashdown

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    It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that matters
     
  16. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    but most women agree the ride's better on a yacht than in a dinghy.
     
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  17. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    yours too? holy shit. mine tends to turn me from rational human being into a raving horndog. (which as you know, is a subset of the 'complete idiot')
     
  18. storch

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    Mine is fucking big!
     
  19. Eric!

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    Mine is fucking gone. An eagle came and snatched that shit up this afternoon.
     
  20. storch

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    That's exactly why I live in an eagle-free state. Crows can do a little damage, but at the end of the day, I have it all well in hand.
     
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