Penis Size

Like a Maxi Pad, but made out of cheeseburgers

 

About 5.75 Inches by 1.25 inches. My wife says I'm smaller than her biggest and larger than the smallest she has experienced, based on how they felt in her hand. She failed to measure them. The important thing is that the guy with the largest, who was quite large, wasn't very good as a sex partner. Apparently, she is happy with my equipment and performance.

 

fat pad?


i prefer to call it a pushin' cushion..

 

Mine is about 5" and the tube has been trimmed yes.... (I have heard that can cause problems .. The tube is longer so germs,etc have a harder chance of getting in ... AM I RIGHT ON THIS??)

 

That's called a "chode," when it's thicker than the length. There's a name for everything. Go figure.

 

I very nearly wet myself just now! That's bloody hilarious!!

 

well mine is 17.7 and girth 15.2 small lol i guess

 

i would think hard lol

 

It bigger when I'm erect than when I'm not. So far it's fit every women I've tried it on. I guess it's the right size.

 

approx 1.6 x 10-10lightyears, or the reciprocal of the wavelength of a common red laser pointer (650 nanometers).

you guys come here bragging about your huge cocks, so beat that.

 

I ran out of measuring tape.

Seriously, about 6.5 to 7. Fat or slender, it's a shape shifter. Glad to hear other guys aren't mutilated at birth. Uncut all natural french tickler here!

 

I read something recently that said you should measure soft while stretching it.

 

Hey there does anyone know of any good ways for a guy with a small penis to meet a girl who prefers them like that?

 

Not me. I never brag about my 38 inch penis.

 

the biggest I've measured was about 7" when i was in my late teens. don't know about girth though. don't really care. but erection size will vary. theres had a release three times today hard, then theres havent had a release in 5 days hard. of course there's also the i have been watching porn for the past hour hard as well

 

There are websites for everything else. I am sure there is one out there for this.

 

Seek a midget.

 

I'm 6'3 184.7lbs 11.5 shoe and my hands, my god they're big but my fingers are kinda skinny. Can't win em all I suppose. My dick is an illusionist, I can grip both hands around it and when stacked on top of one another, that measures out to over 8 inches, which is nonsense because when I bend my junk straight it's right at 7 inches. Where is the extra inch coming from? I've taken into account fat around the base being pushed in, and the fact that each grip isn't a closed fist, but that doesn't explain all the extra length. Also, when lying in bed and fully erect, it seems to feel longer too. My dick really is magical.

 

Ooh, I love the thought of a "magical dick". Can it do tricks like producing a white dove or a bunch of flowers or even a fluffy bunny?

 

Well it can go that way really fast, and if something gets in it's way, it turns.