Let's Complain About Things That Rationally Would Never Happen, But If They Were To Happen You Would

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by abarambling, May 17, 2015.

  1. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

    I would be so annoyed if I hid behind a tree and the tree up and decided to move, making me visible to whatever or whomever I'm hiding from.
    I'll be like, "Why tree? Why you do me like that?" :bigcry:
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i would be so pissed off if a tornado came and carried me and my house to a magical land full of singing midgets, where i then was duped into banding together with multiple inanimate objects and a wild animal to walk cross country and kill a witch, even though all i really needed to do was bang my feet together.
     
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  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i would also be really annoyed if i invented a time machine, then went back in time and accidentally killed the inventor of one of the necessary components of my time machine so i was never able to invent it in the first place, so i ended up not going back in time, so i never actually killed that guy, so i was able to invent the time machine, so i took it back in time and accidentally killed the guy, so i wasn't able to invent the time machine after all, and this whole paradox caused the world to implode. that would definitely ruin my weekend.
     
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  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    what if hipforums' background turned yellow? that would be so ugly and annoying.
     
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  5. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

    That could very well happen. Unless purple is this website's trademark color for some reason, like it describes the website for some reason, you know?
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i'm pretty sure it's always been purple. i know it has since the 2004 redesign at least.
     
  7. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

    You're a funny, funny person, I'minmyunderwear. :dizzy2:
     
  8. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

    I would be very much annoyed if upon wearing my headphones... they decided to also come alive and choke me. In general I'll just be annoyed if inanimated things decided to come alive, and attack me.

    On another note, I just figured out how to look up all my topics and posts. Go me! I will say, though... some of my threads had 0 replies. So, no go me on that one.
     
  9. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

    This is unrelated, but who are all these people that view my profile, but aren't on my visited list?

    Damn you, show yourself!
     
  10. thefutureawaits

    thefutureawaits Well-Known Member

    Hi
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Waddayagonnado Staff Member Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

    logged in anonymously
     
  12. Mallyboppa

    Mallyboppa Nails Mc Fugger

    I am going to pretend to look at your Profile to see how interesting you are ,but to really Piss you off i am going to do it Anonymously ! ( or am I ) ?
    How Annoyed would that make You ? I am also gonna nip round your house and look in your Fridge to see what Cheese you buy
     
  13. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

    I know, it shouldn't bother me. But, I don't like surprises or mystery or any of that shit. It's not my thing. Never was. So, it probably would drive me nuts for like a minute until I get distreacrwd by something or someone else. So, bring it on.

    *EDIT*
    What the fuck is "distreacrwd"? That's just sad.
     
  14. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

    Hey, sexy!
    *winks*
    I got something in my eye. Sorry.
     
  15. thefutureawaits

    thefutureawaits Well-Known Member

    Hola!
     
  16. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam Senior Member

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  17. Beutsecks

    Beutsecks Large Rooster

    I'd be pissed if the aliens who used to frequent the chat room came back and mind melded with the mods which made them recite 18th century poetry all day and night, even completing each other's sentences. You hear that BTS? I'm watching for you.
     
  18. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

    You have been having some deep seeded thinking on the toliet recently, haven't you?

    Good for you! Toliet time is must needed time for all of us.
     
  19. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

    I can see you're quite the conversationalist. Cool.
     
  20. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i rest my case.
     

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