Is it true that nudists/naturists burp and fart out loud?

Discussion in 'Nudism, Naturism' started by chris_1661, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. chris_1661

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    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    LOL what?
     
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    when i burp i burp loud & proud, but when i faryt i stick a tube up in there that channels itsafely into a pipeline which then carries it off to safe disposal in the sea off the coast of china
    i think all nudists use this method

    (srry idiotic posts desserve idiotic answers)
     
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    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Farts are only louder BECAUSE theyre nude....

    The burps are a poor attempt to drown out the noise of the farts...
     
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    we sit on towels for hygenic purposes you nit wit. the expelling of gasses is natural, they happen with or without clothes. i guess you run around in charcoal lined underwear in a futile attempt to get folks to think your shit don't stink? suppressing farts is a bad thing, they travel up your spine creating shitty ideas. sounds like you need gas-x.
     
  8. Beyond-the-Clouds

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    I know you like to think you're shit don't stink, but lean a little bit closer, see that roses really smell like poo poo poo.
     
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    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    Um, if you have to poo, you go to the toilet. People who are nudist and naturists aren't savage's...sheesh :rolleyes:
     
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    Aren't ageless posters absolutely marvelous?
     
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    my point is you're a troll. your actions demonstrate a lack of maturity, wisdom, and acceptence. while there are no stupid questions, unfortunately, there are many stupid people in this world asking questions. here's a link that might be able to help you with whatever issues that might be causing you to have such a poor self-image and self-awareness of yourself. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=243
     
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    admitting you have a problem is the first step. obviously you don't understand the difference between stupid and ignorant. "ignorance can be educated, stupidity is permanent." hopefully the environment you're exposed to, doesn't cause your subconscious to register this behavior as normal and make it a life-long problem for you. good luck going for the gold at the shortbus olympics.
     
  17. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    LMFAO
     
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    Not all nudists do ANYTHING. I've never notices nudists being any more open about belching and farting. And seriously, when we need to poop, do we just go to the toilet, or let it out right then? That's the stupidest damn question I ever saw.

    Nudists are just people with no clothes on. If you want to know what they generally do, outside of not wearing clothes, think about what other people do. Mostly, that's what nudists do to.
     
  19. drumminmama

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    sooooo I take it OP just poos in his trews?
    or does he "hold it in and run for the bathroom?" as if he cannot notice early warning signs... and I was in a clothed venue last night and LOTS of people were belching and farting. Don't stuff yourself before you go out to a show and dance fer gads sake!
     
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