increase the size of my penis?

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by curious_with_you, Apr 4, 2012.

  1. curious_with_you

    curious_with_you Member

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    can someone point me in the direction of free ways to make my penis larger? is this even actually possible?
     
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  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    mine gets bigger when i look at porn.
     
  3. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    Stretching your FLACCID(!!) penis by pulling it in various directions, as in upward, downward, left, right, each time holding the position for 10 seconds then release. This has worked for SOME people from what I understand, BUT NOT in all cases. I'm generally happy with my 5-incher, but I have tried this method to add like a few millimeters, just to even things out, lol.

    But in all honesty, I wouldn't worry too much about size. Heart and technique are way more important in my opinion.

    All the best!
     
  4. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    Some time ago there was a documentary on UK television covering the subject of penis enlargement.

    On this programme there were a number of volunteer subjects, who all had the size of their penises documented before & after about 10 various treatments commonly available - all of which would 'guarantee' marked improvements after a few weeks of treatment.

    Treatments typically included the use of weights, the adding of stretching rings, vaccuum tubes even the use of medications (which, when analysed, proved to be nothing more than mere placebos), etc.

    Needless to say, at the end of the month there was absolutely no change to the penis size of any of the volunteers. The only things that would have got bigger would have been the bank balances of those fraudster companies who promoted the devices.

    When it comes down to it, there is only one way to increase the size of your penis, and that is by going through puberty.
     
  5. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    You forgot surgery, PineMan. But most men won't do that.
     
  6. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    I remember watching something like that, and I remember it being UK-based. I'm pretty sure we're talking about the same film. I DO, however, recall there actually being a slight change in the size in certain cases. And one of the doctors who appeared in the film couldn't quite explain the reason why. I remember this because I couldn't explain why myself, lol. I mean, my reaction was "what, THAT worked?!?!", lol.
     
  7. staylow23

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    I know for a fact that you can increase the girth of your dick because I saw a documentary on it. The subject of the show was very happy with the result and commented that he couldn't even get his own hand around his dick now. Not sure how he's supposed to jerk off or get jerked off or even get a blow job but whatever makes ya happy right?
     
  8. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    Provide the source of that documentary if you can find it please?

    Also were the gains temporary or permanent?
     
  9. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Funny you mention that because I remember hearing a review for something and they said it dif work buy it only added a few millimeters and it went back to normal after a few days. Unfortunately I dont remember the company they reviewed.
     
  10. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    I wonder if any of the methods mentioned is thread or the mentioned documentary caused any harm.

    Cause that would be a huge red flag not to even try some of these techniques. I'm very cautious about telling another guy that this method works or that method works...
     
  11. GAP

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    i just pretend or "imagine" mine getting bigger :)

    also, i measure mine from the base of the pubic bone to the tip, measuring along the top side, but if i measure it from the base of my balls to the tip from the underside, it is much longer, so yes, your dick can get longer depending how you measure it :)
     
  12. StpLSD25

    StpLSD25 Senior Member

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    I swear some people have no shame! No, curious, no one here wants to increase the size of your penis! Go find a hooker or a stripper or something!
     
  13. deleted

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    actually,, my penis increases in size every time your mom sucks it..[​IMG]
     
  14. cass_jenner

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    Well I do have a joke about this.....

    So Jim, this white guy is having a shower at the gym. In comes a Ben, a black dude and starts showering.
    Jim looks over at Ben's dick which is really long and says "Gee, so its true then. I though the big dick thing was a myth."
    Ben cannot resist the chance to wind up this idiot white frat boy.
    "Yeah man, but we aint born that way. We have to work at it. You could have a long dick too you know, just by doing what we do. See, you have to tie string around your cock, then tie increasingly heavy weights to the end. Walk around your house like that - do it for an hour or so every day for a couple of weeks. You'll see results!"
    Jim is delighted with this news and tells his friend Chris afterwards what this black guy has told him. Chris is dubious but tells him to go for it.
    A few weeks later Jim and Chris meet in the street.
    Chris says - "Hey man, how you doing. Hows your dick? Gotten any bigger?"
    Jim replies - " Nah, but it has gone black"
     
  15. staylow23

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    Aw man, that was years ago. The gains were permanent though. He got some kind of injections from a doctor. Perhaps sillicone. Sorry I can't remember specifics.
     
  16. GAP

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    PMSL...man that was so wicked, i cant stop pissing myself :)
     
  17. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    Become a better lover. Then no-one will give a shit.
     
  18. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    I had to undergo a partial circumcision back in March, due to a cycling injury some years back, and even though I had a generous girth to start with, it does seem that this has increased slightly, although whether or not this is a direct result of the surgery is another matter.
     
  19. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Wanna know what worked for me?

    I hung from my ceiling fan by my penis and turned the ceiling fan on full blast.

    Within an hour of doing this, my dick was 6 inches longer.

    Just kidding. Stop worrying about the size and start worrying about how you use it. You obviously aren't doing something right if you think its the size that matters.
     
  20. deleted

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    There was a young fellow named Bowen
    Whose pecker kept growin' and growin'.
    It grew so tremendous,
    So long and so pendulous,
    'Twas no good for fuckin' - just showin'.
     

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