I'm Too Damn Old For This.

Sugar.

What used to make me bounce off the walls like a pinball, now makes me curl up in the fetal position holding my tummy and cursing myself.

 

Cheap pizza like dominoes and pizza huts. That hurts my tummy real bad. But, I never really learn. Same with fast food really. Except macnuggets which I refuse to believe are bad. And if they are I'm sure the macnugget sweet and sour sauce is the medicine.

But I still don't learn.

 

Chocolate on something salty, like pretzels. The best of two worlds.

Is porridge the same as oatmeal, in Australia?

 

I'm too old to give much of a fuck about anything, except keeping it narrow and looking after myself.

Too old to present a false self so as to fit in with other people's expectations, get their approval and fit into their norms.

Too old to listen to most 60's rock and 70's cock-rock like whorey ol' Led Zep.

Too old to have excuses for myself.

Too old to take homophobes, and right-wing xenophobes seriously.

 

You're never too old to do anything. You just don't have to try and force yourself to relive the past. Just because you go for a hike doesn't mean you can't stop five minutes in and tie your shoe for a half hour while watching a June bug.

 

cocaine

women under 40....maybe 50?...ok 55

to give a shit

 

pee in under a minute

 

If you don't want her pass to me.

If you did that however I would be very concerned for your well being.

 

Spending too much time on social media. I’ve realized after wasting so much time, that offline life is way more gratifying. But those “likes” can be addicting

 

If you're into anal stimulation you might get more excited about cycling without the bicycle seat

 

Sodas

I used to binge drink coca-cola. Not anymore. I drink sparkling water and beer

 

Eating anything deep fried. Gives me heartburn.

 

I had a quarter pounder and some macnuggets late tonight. Got a tummy ache.

 

Raw onions does that to me now. Cooked onions, I'm fine. But raw onions in a salad or on a burger or something, and my tummy feels like a furnace.

 

Too old to continue to defend O J Simpson from people who believe he’s a double-murderer

 

So...planet Earth?

 

Yeah, pretty much...lol...

 

i actually had an answer for this, and while i read the other replies i forgot what it was. so now my answer is: i'm too old to remember what the hell i want to say.

at my grandma's 92nd birthday party somebody mentioned a woman that had walked across the entire US at 90 years old. my grandma responded that when she was just 90, she could have done that too, but at 92 she was just too old for it.

the thing is, i believe her. at 90, i would not have been a bit surprised to hear that she had walked across the country. but then she gave up her active lifestyle, and she was dead at 94. so i guess if there's a lesson here, it's to keep going at whatever age, no matter what your energy level is telling you.

 

trix cereal

 

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