i smacked a banana because im retarded.

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by i_was_in_shroom_land, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. OneLifeForm

    OneLifeForm Member

    I fell in love with a weirdo because that's what I do.

    That is really what I have done too!
     
  2. IslandHippie

    IslandHippie Member

    I murdered my best friend because that's how I roll.
     
  3. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam Senior Member

    I Sang to my sister because that's how I ROLL. :D
     
  4. CrannMann

    CrannMann Member

    I smacked a policeman because I was high.
     
  5. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I gave my number to a banana because the voices told me to.
     
  6. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    I shoveled with my phone because I could
     
  7. 1r0n_0x1d3

    1r0n_0x1d3 Member

    I shot my cell phone because I was drunk.
     
  8. Ely North

    Ely North Member

    I fell in love with the computer because I was high.
     
  9. Zyprexico

    Zyprexico Guest

    I went out with a ninja because I was drunk.

    (Reasons may change from day to day. But it may also have been a weirdo, because that's what I do or because I'm stoopid...)
     
  10. youngatheart

    youngatheart Member

    lol...i Gave my number to a Gangster, because I'm hot and do what I want. seriously.
     
  11. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

    I went out with your mom because I was drunk.
     
  12. LadyAvenger

    LadyAvenger Member

    I danced with a football player because I'm hot and I do what I want

    All true, aside from the football player.
     
  13. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    I shook my money maker because i was broke.
     
  14. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    I hugged...Ur mom...because I was high...
     
  15. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    i threw away the wind chime because i have dyslexai
     
  16. ClintonsSon

    ClintonsSon Yeah......it's Me!!

    I dance with a llama because I am hot and do what I want! (DAMN! This works! Is it magic?)
     
  17. PrettyKitty95

    PrettyKitty95 Member

    I shot my psychiatrist because that's how I roll
     
  18. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

    i ate my dog because i was high.. wow dang that was intense
     
  19. gendorf

    gendorf Senior Member

    I kissed a doctor because thats how I roll
     
  20. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman mama's boy

    I sang to myself because I'm hot and I do what I want
     

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