How the human penis lost its spines

Discussion in 'The Media' started by wa bluska wica, Mar 13, 2011.

  1. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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  2. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Vicious emasculating bitch.
     
  3. reb

    reb Member

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    there are several things, now, that i want to know:

    1. how can you be upset by any thread about the dalai lama, particularly when you look in that chimp's eyes? really. what a thoughtful look he has. it's as if he's saying 'wa, don't get so upset over threads, dude. someday you may have penile spines, if homosapiens branch of the homonids tree evolves far enough.'.

    2. what do those of us who HAVE spines on their penises do? go see if our switch can be replaced?

    3. if they can inject the switch into meeses, why can't they do that with murderous genes? a switch to turn off the impulse to murder....

    4. how did cnn get so damn smart? geez, it sounds like they have a bit of a grasp of genetics...or someone there does. they'll probably fire him/her now.

    5. and then there's that 'human superiority' again....'we have bigger brains and penises!' uh-huh. i don't see chimps building nuclear reactors that bleed irradiated waste on the ground...and what has our implied big advantage in 'abstract concepts' gotten us? religious wars....

    "We know that humans have larger brains and, within the brain, a larger angular gyrus, a region associated with abstract concepts. Also, male chimpanzees have smaller penises than humans, and their penises have spines."
     
  4. LoneDeranger

    LoneDeranger Trying to pay attention.

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    Interesting stuff. Thanks. :)
     
  5. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    it's a dumb story and a dumber poster

    i'm glad the dalai lama has quit his political role, if true, i think he was too well known and hated to get anything done

    but moronsun never stops with reality
     
  6. deleted

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    How would you feel if you had nuts like this?..
     
  7. ChrisFromScotland

    ChrisFromScotland Lang may yer lum reek

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    haha, first thing came to mind when i seen this thread was san pedro lol
     
  8. OhSoDreadful

    OhSoDreadful Childish Idealist

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    Wow, I love how some retard in the comments said that there is no conclusive evidence for natural selection. My faith in humanity just died a little bit more

    And someone else's comment got marked for moderation because it contained the term homo sapien
     
  9. OhSoDreadful

    OhSoDreadful Childish Idealist

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    what is this?
     
  10. thedope

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    Give new meaning to prickly heat.
     
  11. reb

    reb Member

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    i bet the reason he quit his political role was coz he had spines on his penis...spiky balls got caught on his robes?

    hello, Dalai...well, hello, Dalai...it's so nice to have you back where you belong!

    that other was a missprint, obviously. there is no conclusive evidence for UNNATURAL selection.
     
  12. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    Mine doesn't have spines, but it's prehensile.

    Sometimes I hang from the tree in the back yard to relax my back.
     
  13. OhSoDreadful

    OhSoDreadful Childish Idealist

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    there is no evidence of anything unnatural existing at all
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    go to the thread and click on "thread tools" ..there should be a choice there to "unsubscribe" and then it wont show up in your control panel
     
  15. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    i don't want to unsubscribe per se, it's just that no one has started a new thread in the subforum in dog's years

    turned out the penis spines story was alright after all, no?
     
  16. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    my penis is awesome.
     
  17. thedope

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    Spineless though it may be
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I don't know..I didnt check it out..
     
  19. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    my penis is scared of no man. no wait... :biker:
     
  20. reb

    reb Member

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    yes, a given. except for some of the penii listed in this thread, but, by definition, they may be natural. :confused: quite odd, nonetheless.
     

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