Dirty Jokes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Annwyn'Bri, May 3, 2014.

  1. Mallyboppa

    Mallyboppa Nails Mc Fugger

    He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him.


    You two ganging up on me ?
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter


    His Father Didn't See Him......He Had Wanked Himself Blind......He Heard Him......Le Sigh......:anguished:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. Mallyboppa

    Mallyboppa Nails Mc Fugger

    His Father DID see him says so in the part of the joke I quoted ! Nowhere does it say " he heard him Jerkin " you just surmised that bit ??
    I was being Pedantic in retaliation for VG being a dick
    Le daft git :tongueout:
     
  4. rjhangover

    rjhangover Senior Member

    Why is there a knob on the end? So yer hand don't slip off.
     
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  5. wilsjane

    wilsjane Member

    3 Cherokee squaws were sitting outside their wigwam discussing their proposed families. The first squaw who was sitting on a goat hide said that she wanted to have 2 children, while her friend who was sitting on her sheep hide decided that she was going to have 3 children.
    Suddenly the third squaw sat down on her hippopotamus hide and told her friends that she had decided to have 5 children in her family.

    Tell me when you start to laugh.!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Oh my god!, another one, yes, took about 10 minutes

    This is the dirty joke thread, not the lame ass dad joke thread

    In that 10 minutes, I could have made a sandwich, thus, you owe me a sandwich, both you and Mallyboppa owe me a sandwich

    You didnt tell the "joke" right anyway, should have been 3,4,5

    Square of the hypotenuse (Squaw of the Hippopotamus) so no one else wastes time

    Can we get back to actual dirty (non dad) jokes please, I have a headache now, and no sandwich
     
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  7. rjhangover

    rjhangover Senior Member

    What is the difference between a lentil and chickpea? Trump won't pay a thousand dollars to have a lenil on his face.
     
  8. rjhangover

    rjhangover Senior Member

    The expressions are priceless.....
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  9. Amerijuanican

    Amerijuanican Member

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