Dildo

I have never had anything in my butt. But I have a dildo at home that I really want to try, anyone know how?

 

Stick it up your ass.

 

LOLZ. Irm you crack me up.

 

But like, what position do I use to get it in, and should I use the vibration?

 

Oh definitely vibration. And just get on your knees next to a wall and get it in there then just rock back and forth on the wall. make sure you use your butt muscles push it out as you move out from the wall then relaxed and let sink back down on it till you can can take all of it. But you want at least a good 8" dildo or else not really worth it.

 

This sounds amazing, I'm going to try it right now. I also don't know what a prostate orgasm feels like or how would I know if I have one?

 

No idea. I'm a girl.

 

Or that, then I think u would actually be really helpful in one of the other things I was trying to get help with

 

I'm also a lesbian.

 

Okay, that still can help.

 

If you were willing to

 

Hahaha .. Loool

 

He started to PM me asking the exact same questions and he then said he needed exact specifics. So I said well I've already told you, why don't you squat or something. And he asks... How do I squat... So I said I was bored of this and left the conversarion and disallowed further messages lol.

 

Another sex pest on a throw-away account?

 

I'm Surprised He Had To Come And Ask......I Thought Dildo's Like Everything Else Nowadays

Would Come With An "Easy Step Guide" Book Of Instuctions......



Cheers Glen.

 

Neurologists have already figured out how to stimulate the pleasure centers of your brain and make you cream your jeans. Dildo's just can't compete with VR, but it might require awhile before they get all the haptics correct. For example, they can already use a simple EEG net on your head to make you feel as if acceleration is pushing you back in your seat, when you are not moving at all. You can already buy devices that let you have sex with someone over the internet.

 

Wait,, they seriously have machines that can do that?

 

During brain surgery they frequently ask if the patient minds if they do a little experimenting, and explain exactly what they want to do. Among other things, for many decades, they've been zapping different parts of the brain with mild electric shocks, and discovered how to make you cream your jeans, quite accidentally-on-purpose. Academics sometimes have trouble with figuring out such things, but persistence pays off.

 

Dang, but I was talking about the machine that let's you have sex with another person over the internet

 

If you need help, I have a free standing offer to teach anyone how to use a dictionary and a search engine.