Can’t get enough lube... WTF?

Discussion in 'Bisexual' started by Bubbatuse, Dec 29, 2017.

  1. Bubbatuse

    Bubbatuse Members

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    I’m bicurious, and have been experimenting with a dildo and prostate massager. I’ve tried water based lube, silicone and olive oil... I’ve had it running out of my arse... no matter how much I use, I can’t seem to get it to glide in and out without a lot of effort and discomfort. Once I get past that first 2” or so it feels incredible as it slides all the way in (slides is an exaggeration). I feel like I could cum just thrusting in and out that deep, but I just can’t get it to glide smoothly. Lubed like mad, it feels like I have molasses up there... what am I doing wrong???
     
  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Just keep going harder until it works.
     
  3. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Try tabasco sauce


    No, only kidding, do not try tabasco sauce
     
  4. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Use 10-40 Valvoline In Winter.....And 20-50 In Summer.....Iv'e Experienced Zero Wear And I

    Don't Blow Blue Smoke Whilst Giving My Penis Full Throttle......:smilecat:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  5. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Valvoline, you know what i mean ;)
     
  6. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Methinks In Hindsight......."Vaseline"......You Know What I Mean.....(nudge nudge wink wink).

    With Due Respect To The "Golden Tonsils"......:smilecat:.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  7. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    10w-40 Has a redwood viscosity of 40 seconds at minus 10 degrees centigrade. No wonder you wear a gorilla suit. LOL.
    Try some 0w-30 next time. lower viscosity for better flow and totally stable down to minus 20.
     
  8. GLENGLEN

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    Minus 20...???... Excuse My Language....But That's A Bloody Cold Fuck.....:screamcat:



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  9. Lee JBartholomew Baker

    Lee JBartholomew Baker Banned

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    try the silicone pumps i remember them/// before the full lesbian montyfina
     
  10. Addicted2MEN

    Addicted2MEN New Member

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    Use Elbowgrease the product.
     
  11. GLENGLEN

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    Bullshit Works Better.....:smiley:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  12. SMcDaniel001

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    Coconut oil. I roll it into easy to insert little balls and pop them in the freezer. Once they’ve set up, put them in a dish and keep them handy for your next play session. Pop a couple balls inside. You’re now lubed from the inside out. They melt almost instantly. And you can keep putting them up your ass to add to the slippery wet mess.
     
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  13. Si69

    Si69 Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That's a good idea, I use coconut oil when I'm travelling in Asia as good lube is hard to find but will try this idea when back home.

    Simon :)
     

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