Bear Share The Wife?

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by ezm8, Aug 14, 2015.

  1. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    I want my wife to get the shit nailed out her by a bear. Like maybe a grizzly or a polar bear.

    Do you think Yellowstone or Yosemite National Parks might be good?

    How do I keep the bear from biting her head off?

    How hard is it to get bears to wear condoms?
     
  2. rjhangover

    rjhangover Senior Member

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    Has she been complaining about your size?
     
  3. deleted

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    From what Ive seen, Bears have little penises..

    maybe newbies light saber is just to big.. ;)
     
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  4. soulcompromise

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    These quotes are from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. If you haven't seen the movie you should go watch it right now!
     
  5. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    Maybe I should have posted in "Bear It!" ;)
     
  6. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I do not think it will be her head the bear is after, but I can not be sure about that.

    Condoms for bears is old school and I am sure they are shown from young how to do this.

    A line for the discriminating polar bears.

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    In case that grizzly is just too much to handle

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  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it would be pretty pointless for her to be nailed by a polar bear. obviously you want her to be stretched out by a black bear.
     
  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Or the Bearfoot forum
     
  9. newbie-one

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    Why?
     
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    once you go bear back, you never go black..





    yeah that sounds right..
     
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  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    uh, i don't know. it seems to be the popular thing in most of the cuckold threads.
     
  12. newbie-one

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    Once you go polar, you won't fuck one colored
     
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  14. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    that sounds unbearable, but i know there was a russian countess who supposedly did a lot of horsing around.
     
  15. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

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