Bear Share The Wife?

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by ezm8, Aug 14, 2015.

  1. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    I want my wife to get the shit nailed out her by a bear. Like maybe a grizzly or a polar bear.

    Do you think Yellowstone or Yosemite National Parks might be good?

    How do I keep the bear from biting her head off?

    How hard is it to get bears to wear condoms?
     
  2. rjhangover

    rjhangover Senior Member

    Has she been complaining about your size?
     
  3. Orison

    Orison my dog is full of stars Staff Member Super Moderator

    From what Ive seen, Bears have little penises..

    maybe newbies light saber is just to big.. ;)
     
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  4. These quotes are from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. If you haven't seen the movie you should go watch it right now!
     
  5. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    Maybe I should have posted in "Bear It!" ;)
     
  6. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    I do not think it will be her head the bear is after, but I can not be sure about that.

    Condoms for bears is old school and I am sure they are shown from young how to do this.

    A line for the discriminating polar bears.

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    In case that grizzly is just too much to handle

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  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    it would be pretty pointless for her to be nailed by a polar bear. obviously you want her to be stretched out by a black bear.
     
  8. Or the Bearfoot forum
     
  9. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    Why?
     
  10. Orison

    Orison my dog is full of stars Staff Member Super Moderator

    once you go bear back, you never go black..





    yeah that sounds right..
     
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  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    uh, i don't know. it seems to be the popular thing in most of the cuckold threads.
     
  12. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    Once you go polar, you won't fuck one colored
     
  13. Orison

    Orison my dog is full of stars Staff Member Super Moderator

  14. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    that sounds unbearable, but i know there was a russian countess who supposedly did a lot of horsing around.
     
  15. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

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