Is **** ****? What about va Jay Jay or va hay hay or vag or hoo hoo or I like kitty if I'm not being naughty
I had sex with a proper British girl and when she was beginning to cum she said, "Oh my I'm arriving, I'm arriving, oh my. "Then squirted all over my new mattress. I wish she would have told me she was a squirter I would have gotten my tarp. Oi!
Our grandma called it her "Snapper" lol. So that's what our daughter has known it for her 11 years. But she does know all the actual names.
Well, the "vagina" is actually internal. And "vulva" is a bit clinical. So I vote for the neutral, appropriate-for-all-situations "pussy".