i think its wrong that you didn't post photos.....
make a decsion - is the guy more important than the female, or is the female more important than the male? decide what is more important to you,...
but if she likes chocalte ice cream you may be on to something..... cover your cock in ice cream....
bitch, pleaze..... CONTROL YOURSELF! why break the habit? include her in on it. show her what you do to relieve yourself, when not around her....
it not a matter of making her enjoy giving you head - its matter of you learning to demand your god given right of getting head... no -...
never mind the chances of her getting preggo; what are the chances of her parts having teeth - like the movie titled the same (Teeth) you're...
cook with it- no drying time required. throw it in some everclear
can't make up your own nickname - but a legal name change is valid. It would be way cool t have legal documentation that stated "Toast" but as a...
mucho smoke - though a bit harsh. I like to freeze it, and then make ice walls - helps a bit with the harshness.
Duct tape
like an everlasting gobstober - not the real ones, but the movie ones- that you can suck and suck, and they never get any smaller. But it couldn't...
certainly a neighbor will have wifi that you can leach. ormaybe you don't have the hardware, such as laptop. feel for you - take care
fill the swimming pool with goldfish. stack teachers mailboxes with goldfish crackers come to school dressed as a shark. other people come in...
I don't share your problem, as I don't know too many people who smoke. It is after illegal, and only the dregs of society do such abuse to their...
i don't have anything i care too much about to name. in college we had a small collection that everybody who visted knew by name - because those...
Ferguson the shit. His opening seems very fluid, and more laid back. Guests are a lot looser; and he pulls more off the wall shit. I didn't dig...
puts a whole diff spin on the term cat lady.
the luxor charged like $20 for wireless access a day. everything in vegas costs money. i don't remember what madilian bay ( sic ) carged, but they...
one photo taken at a concert, on photo taken on their front lawn.....
its the loon from the A team - i forget the name. maybe it's also you - you're the actor that played the crazy one.
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