They're good to keep in the freezer.
Glen receives hugs from the rear end.
I used to go naked but then I'd always overheat for some reason so I go with at least warm comfy pants on now which sounds the opposite to solve...
Under the influence of mdma the other night I made a half arsed promise that we haven't spoke about but feel I should owe which was to not smoke...
Why are we always ragging on the Terminator movies these days? :p this used to be such a Terminator friendly zone.
It's drizzly here, meant to be snow later.
I'm thinking about buying a Polaroid camera. I don't even actually know if they exist like as new cameras these days but it would be cool if there...
Some fairy on a pogo stick.
Well I managed to get through the day without being an emotional wreck on my comedown from the mdma. I almost cried twice but I got through it. I...
If I was a prostitute I would poor a shot down my ass and you could drink it out with a straw.
Yeah dats some punk ass bitch stuff right dere homes.
The best strategy is the winning the strategy and the winning strategy is to fight fire with fire, always. So the solution is simple. We will...
Pussy for betas real me want ASS :D
She was a Broncos fan? Sounds like a keeper. You should have bought her a drink you asshole.
Pay for the hooker.
I like feeling
I let rip a huge fart the other day and my phone beeped at me and said for $1 I can buy an app that'll fart for me.
Awwsee
S'all good, shit I don't pronounce crayons right, I call em crowns.
As my dad would say, I bet you feel like a right dickhead don't ya. :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
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