I thought the customer was just renting. If I get to keep it, well, I might have to go look under my sofa cushions for extra cash...
Iraq...that really sucks. I hope you make it back in one piece. Seriously.
I've known a couple of strippers who did a little prostitution on the side. They seemed to take it very lightly - just a fun and interesting way...
Toto, I think we're still in Kansas. This house won't fly worth a damn. My stimulus package? I'm shoving it up George W. Bush's ass.
You win...a computer virus that eats your TurboTax files on April 14.
It wouldn't be so bad if everybody realized it is intended to be entertainment fiction. The young guys don't know.
Actually, I'm looking forward to getting senile. I can enjoy all the old jokes over again.
...shit that has been properly aged, like a fine wine. Vintage shit.
I checked the member directory, and OSM isn't taken yet.
That joke is older than the condom in your wallet. Is TGK writing your material today? Is he smoking shit at your house?
You are One Sick Motherfucker (possible new SN?). Now I know why I like you so much. If I ever turn gay, I'm going to blame you 100%.
In the interest of safe sex, every copy of Windows should come with a condom in the box. ... Well, maybe not. Bill Gates' dick hasn't been...
Societal, social, and political evolution are certainly interesting, worthy topics. Those processes just won't alter your DNA, which is the kind...
Fuck You is the most useful and important thing to say on the internet, by far. I don't know how we have survived without this icon. Better yet,...
Because otherwise, you have no shot at getting what you want.
Hey, at least she was willing to try it. Anal isn't for everybody.
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A lot of people simply hate anybody who is different from them. It's a symptom of ignorance and not being able to channel or control their anger...
Of course. If the boobs get in her way, she can just throw them over her shoulder.
I don't know if it was reasonable or not. I don't know if he had been warned about various things in the past. Nobody knows that but him. And...
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