I think Violin is one of my favorite books by Anne Rice.
I think I just want to post one more pic of Tammy Faye Baker..... [img]
As long as you don't look like this, we're cool. [img]
Praise something.
I propose a limit on eyeliner. Two swipes and you're done, okay, ladies? Violaters will be stabbed in the eye with the applicator.
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Slim-fast. I'm hoping the weight loss ratio is equal to the disgustingness factor.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!
Lortab <I just got my wisdom teeth cut out yesterday> Yeah, that's about it.
Made of wood. And lose.
My TV has been taken over by two angry midgets with an elmo addicton. I've been on cnn.com for most of today...
You ever have one of those days where you've failed to brush your hair of get out of your PJ's, let alone do anything productive? That's me today.
I'd like to go to church. Might be nice to just sit and hold my husband's hand for an hour and a half while a couple of teenaged girls watch my...
The best rain is mid-summer rain.
No.
I am cranky, a good deal of the time. I always over do it, be it sun, or excersize, or booze. I give too much of myself, and don't expect enough...
My husband and I stopped at one of those peep show places coming home from PA. You know, the kind with the booths that you feed quarters into. I...
I think a requirement for marriage should be being able to understand your partner after they've gotten dental work done.
The people where my mother live are like that. I don't get it. If my husband's friends come over and he's not home, I feed them and put them to...
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