I did one of those eharmony things once under similar circumstances. Now I'm a damn weirdo and my profile suggested as much. It matched me up...
Was it real poo or shampoo?
So I take it most of you have never been homeless. I was for awhile, I never once had to ask for money, never once did what the guy in question...
So to make a long story short... It turns out that battery acid, denatured alcohol, and the contents of a dry chemical fire extinguisher make a...
At this point in your life you'll have every "adult" person you know trying real hard to push you into the life they wish they had for themselves...
I'm not watching you with a camera. But I am tracking your movements through the chip that I had one of my minions implant in your butt.
Are you talking about people marriages, or that weird crap where weirdos marry their pet dogs to eachother?
He looks like a guy I used to know named Oliver.
I dn't understand any f this, and it seems that my key fr the letter after N desn't wrk.
When I had two fulltime and one part time job at once I worked 17 hours perday, seven days a week. That comes out to lets see. . . . 119 hours...
Hahaha. Man they've all got you going real good. Well this is just what the Shadow government in area 51 wants you to do, so speculate away and...
Was she senile or just mean?
Well yes that could certainly make one sick. Whether or not it is making you sick I couldn't say.
No they're not, what are talking about? Hindus are forth place, right behind non-religious people. The top five are 1. Chrisitan 2.1 billion 2....
I agree with FedUp on this one. But Columbo, I don't think that your assessment stands up to even light scrutiny. If I posted something like...
If somebody who was into golden showers pissed in their pants would that be masturbation?
Yo mama's so old and fat that they found a tyrannasarous in her ass crack.
I think that one of the big attractions for many folks is figuring it out as you go. That doesn't mean of course that you can't think things...
Writing your congressman won't do any good at all. It's already too late. Very few of those assholes were actually elected by the people, and...
Is scientology stupid? Yeah probably, is it proof that humans are dumb? Yeah probably. But mostly it's just your latest dumb celebrity fad,...
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