There are so many flavors out there now, I saw white chocolate M&M's and pretzel and I forget what else. What's it like to smell them all day...
They were super good because they were on sale for 69¢ plus I had a 50¢ coupon so I paid only 38¢ for the both of them. Now I have to turn a page...
Lol jerk
Hey Candy, I just met a picture of your soulmate. He looks just like you I need to really start analyzing the situation before I try to be nice...
Oh my, he looks like my husband (he's make-believe). Does Candy know about him? I'll tell him-her.
Lol. I just ate two bags of caramel M&M's after somebody punked me by sending me a Weight Watchers magazine in the mail. I got mad but then I...
A loaf of bread and two bags of caramel M&M's.
Did you see that? Shia lives in my phone YAY!
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That's a panther, right? Lol just making sure.
juggawatta: you'd make a good husband. MrsRight did good on you. Panther!: but you haven't heard me roar. juggawatta: ok. let's hear your...
Science geeks would.
I would like to see water transform fire into a new form just to see what it would be. If fire can vaporize water then water has to have power...
ooh, I'm geeking out and erasing all my witty thoughts! Water is a powerful life source. Which would win in a fight, a ball of fire or a ball of...
Yes he was bleeding. After that I left, he was too drunk to chase me like Elmer Fudd.
I know a cute scrawny guy, I'll hook you two up if you're ever in my hood. I like the guy who lives up my ass. He's dreamy.
It's Hell, what? I couldn't think of a username so I looked around the room until I felt inspired.
MrMagazine by juggawatta posted Jun 9, 2018 at 11:47 PM Hmm, Candy is a very attractive male but he's female so that isn't going to work. How...
I was once threatened with a shotgun so I popped him in the nose and spilled him on himself.
No but you might pull a muscle in your back and then require massage which would require a big jug of oil, so...
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