Weddings are fun. I was a ring bearer when I was 8 and at the reception my brothers gave me Jack and Coke. I was in another wedding when I was...
If you had hate for a whole race or specific type of person then you would understand.
I was wondering about that too.
I likes me some cannabis. I'll stop smoking when I want.
This was taken from UrbanDictionary.com http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=420 "So far the majority of you are incorrect. 420's...
I kinda like hitler. I wouldn't mind dropping a duece on him, but he did do some good things. Such as: 1. His buildings, although only one was...
Still sips from his momma's teet
Making hash with vaporized weed? If it's possible I don't think it would be very good hash. I use a lightbulb vape and whenever I'm done the bud...
That is some crazy ass shit right there!
Let's go smoke and find out.
I'd sell mine for a blow job and a dime bag. Or maybe a big ass oxycontin. I'd like to try oxys.
I used to not understand why people rip other people off until I witnessed someone buy a QP and try to sell skimped dimes with it.
I did a real IQ test with a shrink when I was being tested for ADD. I got a 112.
When I got arrested for underage drinking (it was acutally DUI... on a bicycle) I blew a .08 I got 32 hours of community service. Considering that...
I think you should also be named Douche Baggins for using "noob"
I took some ambien last night at a smaller dose. It still wasn't that great.
Oh fuck that... 65 minutes Oh wait... that guy was on the colbert report
What a bitch. No seriously... what ... a ... bitch We should rename that bitch to "Douche Baggins" It's a nice name for him.
I threw out a white lighter. The only thing wrong with it was that it didn't light very well. I like green ones.
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