there's no such thing as nymphomaniacs...i've looked EVERYWHERE.
blue balls.
that's a given. your bros will totally understand. that's the nice thing about men.
i swear, the man was a blight.
kiss my dimpled american ass, bird. i might even wash it before you do.
dave sends me an email : jerry fartwell died. i love that lowbrow humor. has anyone wondered if maybe he was actually a super liberal atheist...
hehehehe. what will the extremists do now for soundbites?
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN1542579420070515 post your relevant emotional responses here...
woohoo!!!
farmington, new mexico, is fucking awful, too. i've noticed that anywhere there's a primarily affluent society, drivers are really fucking rude....
that's kinda the point. dave was trying to figure out why the baby rolls all over me, so he did it...he says "i GET IT now! this is nice!"
i don't actually look all that bad in the morning, thankfully.
that's how you know you got a good man.
oh, well, that's not too bad.
sleep walking.
we rarely watch porn. very rarely. but every now and then, about 2 or 3AM, dave just wakes up ravenous for some sex. and if i happen to be lucky...
women would fling themselves at my older brother EVERYWHERE he went. it was disgusting. god, those chicks were morons. then they'd all end up...
and if she wasn't as ugly as my cat's ass.
the whole going to jail thing WOULD be hot if she didn't likely have herpes.
i suppose that would depend on your regional accent.
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