Ejaculation is highly overated -

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by -GOD-, Aug 18, 2004.

  1. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    My children, my dear clean children whom I love,

    Who really wants to have sex? It's so impure, dirty and you get all sorts of microbes. Sometimes you also get aids - that's harder to shake away than a teen who has a zit on the nose on a prom night.

    Instead of making love you can go sit on the grass and contemplate all the beauties I did. You can spend an exciting hour watching the grass grow. You can spend an hour watching the little birds chirp at one another or even watch the intricate designs on tree barks. So, next time you have this bad urge of having sex, think of tree barks.

    Daddy.
     
  2. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    Why are you so mean spirited to me? I only want you to be good. For you own good, take a rusty knife and cut your penis off.
     
  3. meishka

    meishka Grease Munky

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    you're right god. those microbes are scary
     
  4. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    \hahhaha this is the funnyest post of the day
     
  5. ~MorningManiacMusic~

    ~MorningManiacMusic~ Banned

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    Sure ya did...You proabably don't even have pubic hair yet or can you even blow a load of man goo??,and I know for sure you got a sqeaky(sp?) little voice:&
     
  6. -GOD-

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    Do not attack your nerd brother. I will defend that liar till the end of time. He is my son and I love him no matter was mental disability he has.

    There you go, another child I've put under my mighty protective wing. Ain't I a great Dad or ain't I a great Dad?
     
  7. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    haha its 8:45 here now and i havent been asleep yet
    im pulling an all nighter...ive been whittling for hours
     
  8. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    haha
    no actuily ive been whittling a gift for my friend for his birthday

    i went for my early morning sunrise jog and i saw a cool thin pine log so i took it home with me and have been whittling it for hours
     
  9. gesone

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    Not in this lifetime, God, not a chance.
     
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