Ah that George.....

MoonjavaSeed · Apr 11, 2005

George said:

1. Do you pull your pants just to below your knees or all the way down? I take them off and put them on my head
2. Do you sit leaning over, like you're waiting, or straight up? I like to lie down on the toilet seat.
3. Have you ever put toilet paper in the toilet before using it to prevent splash-ups, or to prevent other people hearing you pee/poo hit the water? Conserve paper!!! Sometimes, I set toilet paper on fire in the sink and turn the lights off and I pretend it's the roman ages and I'm Caesar trying to take a huge shit.
4. Have you ever used one of those seat covers in a public restroom? Sometimes I steal them and use them at home.
5. Have you ever eaten while on the toilet? I once set up a chinese buffet in my bathroom.
6. Have you ever talked on the phone while on the toilet? No, just telegraph.
7. What else have you done on the toilet? Hunted wolverines in Alaska with my uncle... I shot like fifty of them... with a freakin' 12 guage...
8. Have you ever, especially when you were little, not seen that the toilet seat was up and fallen in?Once, I slipped and my foot when in while I was standing on it dusting.
9. Have you ever been to blame for overflowing a toilet? No... my toilet never seems to overflow.. it's a good toilet. It's from the 1940s.
10. Have you ever flushed anything down the toilet that wasn't meant to be flushed down a toilet? pot?
11. Have you ever turned on the water in the faucet/tub to prevent people from hearing your poo hit the water? fuck that. conserve water!
12. Have you ever/do you still use the toilet with the door open? I have a bathroom in my bedroom...
13. Have people ever walked in on you? No, but I've walked in on other people many times... HAHA... once, I accidently walked in on my friend's aunt when I was like... four...
14. Have more than one other person ever been in the bathroom while you were going? Once, we packed as many people as we could into a bathroom...
15. Have you ever had small children walk in on you? Did they not understand grown-ups dont enjoy other's company whilst defecating?I used to do that to my dad all the time... I'd always talk to him while he was taking a shit in our old house back when I lived on the farmy place-a-ma-bob.
16. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and farted? It happens every day all the time.
17. Have you ever meant to pee, and taken a poo? Once, I watched family matters and meant to take a message.
18. Have you ever meant to take a poo, and peed? No.
19. Have you ever thrown up AND had diarrhea? No, but once, I threw up, and then... someone started clapping...
20. Do you look at what has just fallen out of your ass before you flush? No, I take polaroids and pin them to my f-ing wall. They last longer.
21. Have you ever had to use anything else to wipe yourself with, besides toilet paper or a wipe? I once used a flamingo, a spare tire, a tenderloin, and the neighbor's cat... what's it to you?
22. Have you ever gone to the bathroom outside, even though it wasn't necessary? No... but my friend's sister took a shit on my patio once while she was stoned.
23. Have you peed in a pool? Oh hell yes.
24. Have you pooped in a pool? No... but my friend's sister did last summer and their dog tried to eat it.
25. Have you pooped in the bath/shower? My dad shat himself once when we went canoeing.
26. Do you pee in the shower? I pee in canoes.
27. Do you pee in the bath? I pee in shoes.
28. Do you fold your toilet paper, or wad it up? I will not pee in a moat, I will not pee on a float, I will not pee here, I will not pee there...
29. Do you use an extreme amount of toilet paper, or count out 5 squares? I use a 24 pack sometimes when I clean my elephant's ass.
30. Are you amazed I could come up with 29 questions about toilet use? Jaleel White is hot.
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haaaaaawwwwwwwwwt. :H

Orsino2 · Apr 11, 2005

glad you enjoy it... ahahha.

MoonjavaSeed · Apr 11, 2005

shahahah yay. i brought this survey back to life. hahha

_chris_ · Apr 11, 2005

wow, thats like the shit

Orsino2 · Apr 11, 2005

Quite right slick.

matieu · Apr 11, 2005

yeah man...it is the shit...maybe...yeah

Brokenchantress · Apr 11, 2005

woahhh...what surveys will they think of next

Nathan11 · Apr 11, 2005

That takes talent, George.

Orsino2 · Apr 11, 2005

Haha... is that so?

matieu · Apr 11, 2005

yeah your the man, one and only

buxillafion · Apr 11, 2005

Shit happens...

MoonjavaSeed · Apr 11, 2005

writing all that takes a talented mind. i must say.....

matieu · Apr 11, 2005

it's easier when I'm high you should try it

MoonjavaSeed · Apr 11, 2005

hahahah high 13 year olds.

i love it

matieu · Apr 11, 2005

well I became a hippy at age 4. I was tought by real hippies ( not family related.)

rhasta.penguin · Apr 11, 2005

i've known a good amount of friends who started around the 3rd grade, so thats 8-9?

love that

matieu · Apr 11, 2005

yeah well my story is a long story that no one wants to hear...do you?

Orsino2 · Apr 11, 2005

matieu said:

it's easier when I'm high you should try it
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I wasn't "high" at the time.

Orsino2 · Apr 11, 2005

hmm... crap.

matieu · Apr 11, 2005

what happened?

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Ah that George.....

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rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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