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  1. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Because you havent had your cornflakes in a sparkly bowl..obviously!

    Why does the fluff under the bed wait for you?
     
  2. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Well,it needs a ride to the bin-and you're the only one going that way,y'see.....


    Why is a drinking straw still so called,rather than a 'drinking plastic'?
     
  3. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Depends if its made out of straw!

    Why does a barber not cut womens hair? Surely hair is hair?
     
  4. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Coz it's hair today,gone tomorrow.

    have you any spare change,guvnor?
     
  5. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Sure, rattle my pockets, its all there..

    Do you ride a bus or a buzzzz
     
  6. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    no only on buzzards backs

    why do doors say push an pull
     
  7. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    so you don't limbo under them

    why has the other side of a" Keep out" sign not got "keep in" on it ?
     
  8. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    cos someone wants everyone out

    why is snow white
     
  9. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    So you can see the green peas

    Why do traffic lights have three lights?
     
  10. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Because the fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh lights were deemed superfluous.


    Why can you never buy greengages in the shops?
     
  11. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    Cos they plum sold out

    where do fish sleep
     
  12. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    On the sea bed, obviously


    Do oysters have mouths? If not, why is there a place called Oystermouth?
     
  13. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    of course they do, how do you think they swallowed that pearl.

    there are lots of fruit juices, why dont you see watermelon juice more often?
     
  14. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Because it always gets drunk so quickly.

    If an orange is called an orange, why isn't a lemon called a yellow?
     
  15. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    because bananas were invented first

    Why is a Carrot more Orange than an Orange ?
     
  16. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Because an apple is un decided..

    What are grapes really?
     
  17. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    They're Airfix wine kits


    Why can they never make a film of The 39 Steps that's anything like the book?
     
  18. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Because a book has a spine, the film doesnt!

    Why does is a bottle neck narrow?
     
  19. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Cos if it was wider the marble would fall out.


    Do the French really eat French toast?
     
  20. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    No, eggy bread of course!

    Did you have a dream?
     
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