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  1. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    Cos the Scots can count past two


    why are Gloves not called hand coats
     
  2. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Because that would imply they got sleeves ... and they don't.


    Would you prefer to be a sheep or a goat?
     
  3. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    Would depend on the weather

    If People from Ireland are called Irish and people from England English, then why are people from Wales not called walish
     
  4. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Because the Waleish come from Waleland.


    Why can't the Irish spell Whisky?
     
  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Whell,they can spell what,why,where and when......so whisky is just one word too many,y'see.....


    C'mon-own up....who put the sand in the Vaseline?
     
  6. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I cannot tell a lie ... well, not on this thread, anyway ... it wasn't me.


    Why isn't the North Pole in Poland?
     
  7. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    Because the Chinese invented it and it was called Risky

    Why are people with red hair called Red heads and people with black hair not called Black heads ?
     
  8. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Because if they called them that, all the blondes would want to be called white heads.


    Would you like me to park your car for you?
     
  9. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    No I'm on me bike

    Is muffin the mule a sex offence
     
  10. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Not in Wales ...


    Why is Lismore such a small island? Shouldn't it be called Lisless?
     
  11. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    Because the sign writer was dyslexic

    Why is the United Kingdom called that when its split into four ?
     
  12. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    So the Cornish and the Yorkshirefolk don't go getting ideas above their station.


    Why don't they let you have a catamaran on the Humber?
     
  13. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

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    Cos a Humber is a car

    How do they bend Bananas ?
     
  14. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    They don't. They just paint all the straight ones green and call them cucumbers.


    What have horse chestnuts got to do with horses?
     
  15. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    go walk through the trails of central park and you will see.

    how do they get that ship into the bottle?
     
  16. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Sail it in...how else?

    What makes sugar sweet?
     
  17. drawinginblank

    drawinginblank Member

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    Well I can agree to that.
     
  18. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    corn syrup

    what do you agree with?
     
  19. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Everything, to disagree only causes pain and suffering to those that want you to agree..oh, and i agree
    To agree :D

    What do you mostly disagree with....
     
  20. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    People who are wrong-which is anyone who disagrees with me.....see?




    Umm.....why am I single?
     
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