More somewhere out there right now ...

Somewhere out there right now, someone's thumbs are going numb trying to keep up with La Ya Ya in the games forums.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is saying hi! Be back soon xxx

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is waiting for someone to come back.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone remembers the fun games of last night.

 

Somewhere out there right now, some one laughed like no one was watching!

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is getting a cramp in their thumb trying to catch up in the games forum.

 

Ha, somewhere out there right now, someone is going home, so you can catch up

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is being followed home.





BOO!

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is looking in their rear view mirror.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is saying "Why does that bloke in front keep swerving?"

 

Somewhere out there right now a cop so asking someone "How many beers have you had this evening, sir?"

 

Somewhere out there right now, a policeman has just asked "Have you been drinking sir?", only to get the reply "Of course I've been drinking, you blithering idiot: you don't think I drive like that when I'm sober, do you??"

 

Somewhere out there right now, a cop is kicking the crap out of a person who has been drinking and driving.

 

Somewhere out there right now,a violent cop is about to shit himself as he watches Youtube.

 

Somewhere out there right now there is a dude driving from Arizona to Michigan with a dead body in the front passenger seat and his mother in a wheelchair in back of the van.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/04/corpse-in-van_n_5446821.html

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is relaxing in a nice, soothing bath and watching her puppy sleep

 

luckily,I don't snore...but somewhere out there,right now,the world champion snorer is giving it everything...

 

Somewhere out there right now, the world's greatest philanthropist is also giving it everything

 

Somewhere out there right now,the world's greatest philatelist is realising where he went wrong.......

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is explaining to Puggybear that philately will get you everywhere