Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Doesn't understand that she has to UNTIE me,before we can go shopping!

 

Realised that Roamy had tied him with granny knots ... slipped his tethers ... and took it as a subtle hint that she wanted him to buy her a whole drawer full of new granny knickers ...

 

Has trouble doing up her liberty bodice-the laces slip through her fingers which are smooth from all that typing.

 

Bought a battery-powered tin opener.

Has never used it, because he has yet to discover anything that comes in battery-powered tins

 

At the age of 73,she STILL has trouble deciding which end to peel a banana from!

 

pushes doors that says pull

 

Pulls her own hair to make herself cry! Attention seeker or what?

 

Has finally started on her lifelong ambition to translate "A Tale of Two Cities" into Latin.

Is pretty pleased with progress to date.

Here's what she's managed so far:



erat

 

Can't understand why, when she speaks in Latin, no one understands what she is talking about.

 

Couldn't even tell you which two cities the tale was about

 

Nah then,me duck....it were t'good days,aye...ennit were pretty naff,at t'saime taime,tha knaws. Eeh,bai 'eck,it were reet poorleh in Leeds...an' nowt doin' in Sheffield,canny lad....aye.


BeachBum will now present me with my prize,coz she is DELIGHTED at my literary knowledge.......

 

Thinks faux Yorkshire accents are worthy of commendation

 

Knows full well that if I spoke in my Orkney accent and/or dialect,she'd understand NOTHING. [typical Mainlander-tsk!]
But recognised the Yorkshire accent AND the two cities-s'weer's t'praize,me duck?

 

See him [^]?
Well,I have it on VERY good authority that he's put in a bid for the next Olympics.


On ebay!

 

Lost a battle of wits with a tin of baked beans

 

I did NOT 'lose',BeachBum....I came SECOND!


Tut! She just LOVES overdramatic prose!

 

Is really a Dr, he just doesnt have the patients! Mm

 

Is currently selling toilet paper across America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWWlhuiJGr4"]TV Commercial: Cherry Healey Is Here Talking About Your Bum - YouTube

 

Eats pet food so often, animals follow her home thinking she is a munchie

 

Thinks it's funny when someone puts a band aid over the toilet lock