When chicks fart

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by Bond007, Oct 7, 2012.

  1. Bond007

    Bond007 Member

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    I don't know about you guys, but when my girlfriend farts it's such a turn on for me. At first it was hard to tell her but when I said it didn't matter if she farted around me or not she began to get really comfortable about it. Anyone else turned on by farts?
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    no, but if i can find a girl that's turned on by them i'll have it made.
     
  3. Bond007

    Bond007 Member

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    Haha nice
     
  4. ILoveLaura

    ILoveLaura Visitor

    Are you still turned on when you smell them tho?????
     
  5. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Why that's the best part!
     
  6. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    Women fart now?
     
  7. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Of course not. Don't be ridiculous!
     
  8. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    In Bali,Indonesia,if you visit a family in their home and they all start farting,it means they really like you and have accepted you.I suppose it's an intimate thing that we all do...Why should it be kind of "taboo" in the way that it is?
     
  9. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    Thank heavens for that! I'll just keep blaming the dog.
     
  10. Bond007

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    To be honest, not particularly but none of her farts have smelled that bad. And if they did I wouldn't mind. I was so weird as a kid. I know I'm new to this site and I'm sure I've been judged countless times over due to this thread I started but I don't care. If a really hot chick was sitting next to me, after she would get up I would smell the seat she sat in. Strange I know, but such is life. That would be a turn on.

    Again, most people find that to be nasty so I am not really one to talk about this sort of thing. But yeah. However, the last time I did it...it smelled like rotten eggs so yeah...not so yummy lol! :rofl:
     
  11. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    You should meet nzmale......
     
  12. Bond007

    Bond007 Member

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    Just being honest here.
     
  13. Perilless

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    Its a match made in heaven .... :smilielol5:
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    because it smells really bad. sort of like how randomly slapping people is taboo because it hurts.
     
  15. ILoveLaura

    ILoveLaura Visitor

    Gee, it would be hard not to get caught smelling her seat too! If no one was there and if I had no shame then I might put my hand on the seat to embrace the warmth while thinking of something naughty.. but I wouldn't desire to smell it!!!
     
  16. slappysquirrel

    slappysquirrel Senior Member

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    this,,, is a hp thread.
     
  17. ILoveLaura

    ILoveLaura Visitor

    At least u didn't have sex with the seat she sat in!!
     
  18. Triple Ace

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    Can't really say I'm into farts. I love the way my wife ass smells, her scent gets me going but not her farts, they smell like mine because with the exceptions of a few meals a week she eats exactly what I eat.

    The scent of a woman's ass is different from shit or farts because like all humans women have anal glands that produce a smell that is unique to her and her alone.

    It's that specific scent and not farts or shit that get me sexually aroused.
     
  19. The Backdoor Man

    The Backdoor Man Banned

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    I just love it when a girl farts as I thrust in and out of her gaping asshole.
     
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  20. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    Farts must be some sort of inbred territorial thing, because while it may seem that everyone elses farts smell disgusting, your own farts always smell sweet to yourself.
     

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