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#1 nevaeh_

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Posted February 03 2011 - 05:05 PM

how it feels, how it tastes, how important having it is, is it better if you really care about her?
how does it feel just going in and out way before you cum? while your cumming? what does being inside her feel like?
describe anything you can think of.

i'm very curious but i also find this very arousing ;P

#2 The Imaginary Being

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Posted February 03 2011 - 05:07 PM

how it feels, how it tastes, how important having it is, is it better if you really care about her?
how does it feel just going in and out way before you cum? while your cumming? what does being inside her feel like?
describe anything you can think of.

i'm very curious but i also find this very arousing ;P


it really is like sticking your dick in a pie :frown:

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Posted February 06 2011 - 06:58 AM

Clyde says He likes doing it with fat women becasue they feel softer, but he also likes to do it with femmy gay men
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Posted February 06 2011 - 07:00 AM

it feels like you are getting your pocket picked

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Posted February 06 2011 - 08:54 AM

it feels like you are getting your pocket picked


You have to quit fucking pick pockets.

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#6 lunarverse

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Posted February 06 2011 - 09:04 AM

Well, you put your dick in, you take your dick out, you put your dick back in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn your broad around, that's what it's all about.
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#7 TheWhiteOne216

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Posted February 06 2011 - 10:41 AM

it really is like sticking your dick in a pie :frown:


i would really like to know how you know that.

#8 The Imaginary Being

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Posted February 06 2011 - 11:10 AM

i would really like to know how you know that.


i've stuck my dick in a pie.

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Posted February 06 2011 - 11:43 AM

was it warm?

#10 The Imaginary Being

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Posted February 06 2011 - 11:45 AM

was it warm?


i believe it was a nice day, sure.

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Posted February 06 2011 - 11:55 AM

i believe it was a nice day, sure.


Shut your pie hole.
'Fifteen hundred members of the legion were taken prisoner.
Fidel lashed his machine gun and ammunition belt to his back,
leaped over the ship's rail into the shark-infested waters of Nipe Bay,
and swam several miles back to the mainland.
He was the only legionnaire to escape.'
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#12 The Imaginary Being

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Posted February 06 2011 - 12:04 PM

Shut your pie hole.


lol, duly noted :love:

#13 TheWhiteOne216

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Posted February 06 2011 - 12:34 PM

i've stuck my dick in a pie.


oh was it apple....???

#14 lunarverse

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Posted February 06 2011 - 01:07 PM

Anyone ever tried the watermelon? I haven't, but I do like watermelon.
'Fifteen hundred members of the legion were taken prisoner.
Fidel lashed his machine gun and ammunition belt to his back,
leaped over the ship's rail into the shark-infested waters of Nipe Bay,
and swam several miles back to the mainland.
He was the only legionnaire to escape.'
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#15 The Imaginary Being

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Posted February 06 2011 - 01:11 PM

Anyone ever tried the watermelon? I haven't, but I do like watermelon.


two guys with hard ones put their dicks in watermelon. first persons to fall off loses.

#16 The Imaginary Being

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Posted February 06 2011 - 01:11 PM

oh was it apple....???


no.

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Posted February 06 2011 - 01:27 PM

i believe it was a nice day, sure.


Hehehehe.

But really, if it is cold than you have bigger problems on your hands than temperature. Like the fact that you are having sex with a corpse.

Or that fact that you didn't notice...

or even worse, that fact that you did.

#18 lunarverse

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Posted February 06 2011 - 01:30 PM

two guys with hard ones put their dicks in watermelon. first persons to fall off loses.


HA!

Could you imagine that on a gameshow?


Since this is the real kinky thread, here's an idea for a gameshow;

5 couples compete, the last guy to blow his load wins $100,000.
'Fifteen hundred members of the legion were taken prisoner.
Fidel lashed his machine gun and ammunition belt to his back,
leaped over the ship's rail into the shark-infested waters of Nipe Bay,
and swam several miles back to the mainland.
He was the only legionnaire to escape.'
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#19 TheWhiteOne216

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Posted February 06 2011 - 01:34 PM

then what kind im so lost as to what would even make it feel close to the same thing.

#20 The Imaginary Being

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Posted February 06 2011 - 01:38 PM

HA!

Could you imagine that on a gameshow?


Since this is the real kinky thread, here's an idea for a gameshow;

5 couples compete, the last guy to blow his load wins $100,000.


do you choose partners? 'cos if it was like katy perry then bam!

#21 lunarverse

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Posted February 06 2011 - 01:41 PM

do you choose partners? 'cos if it was like katy perry then bam!


Ha, seriously :coolgleamA:

No, like real life couples would compete. There'd be a big stage with 5 beds on it and the couples would go at it until there was one couple left at which point the audience would start cheering the guy on; "BLOW IT, BLOW IT, BLOW IT, BLOW IT!"
'Fifteen hundred members of the legion were taken prisoner.
Fidel lashed his machine gun and ammunition belt to his back,
leaped over the ship's rail into the shark-infested waters of Nipe Bay,
and swam several miles back to the mainland.
He was the only legionnaire to escape.'
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#22 The Imaginary Being

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Posted February 06 2011 - 01:45 PM

Ha, seriously :coolgleamA:

No, like real life couples would compete. There'd be a big stage with 5 beds on it and the couples would go at it until there was one couple left at which point the audience would start cheering the guy on; "BLOW IT, BLOW IT, BLOW IT, BLOW IT!"


i'd watch that show. maybe not with my nan, but i'd watch it.




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