How do you get rid of penis odor?

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Bronson, Nov 25, 2007.

  1. Bronson

    Bronson Banned

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    You guys know that smell that tastes terrible that comes from your ballsack. Well everytime I lift my legs up I can smell it and I can't take it anymore. Can somebody tell me how to get id of this smell and exchange it for peaches or something. Ive had this smell since I hit puberty. (2 weeks ago)jk

    And don't say wash my balls because i hate touching my dirty weener cause then my fingers are nasty.
     
  2. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Hmm.... Tough one...


    OHHH! I KNOWW!!!!

    You let your mom drive to the store to buy you some soap.
     
  3. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Scrub them down and baby powder them up every morning.
     
  4. Alaskan

    Alaskan Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    A good scrub, dry well. Then apply a good anti-fungal cream or powder.
    Its not uncommon to pick a fungas in that region, Similar to the type you get on your feet aka athletes foot.
     
  5. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    WTF??

    this is a joke post right?/

    how do i get rid of a smell under my balls without touching them or washing them??

    why not wash your hands after ya wash your balls??

    geeeze,,who wipes your ass for you?? get them to wash your balls....

    fuckin crazy man...

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. wutthe4k

    wutthe4k Mr. Mojo Risin'

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    lol, wash your balls
     
  7. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I'll add to "wash your balls" with "Stop posting unfunny nonsense you asshat".

    That's my job.
     
  8. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Changing your underwear occasionally would help.
     
  9. wutthe4k

    wutthe4k Mr. Mojo Risin'

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    word. hahaha


     
  10. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

    *°GhOsT°LyRiC°* Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    this is the best advice that ive seen on here, they get sweaty, and then they get stinky, theres unsented powder you can get so they dont smell like a baby though.
     
  11. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    So far as i know (from having a pair of them) balls don't smell. It could be improper wiping of your anus after defecating, or even (if you are uncut) not washing the smegma residue off the glans with soap and water while showering by retracting the foreskin, and doing this every day.
     
  12. madlizard

    madlizard Senior Member

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    hahahaha
     
  13. mikeman

    mikeman Member

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    Holy shizit I dontfeelsogood
     
  14. Luketrials

    Luketrials Member

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    Lol!
    This is seriously a joke thread
     
  15. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    properly fit cotton underwear helps, too. they're breathable.

    i refuse to answer this like it's a joke, because it wasn't funny.

    i don't recommend the baby powder if you anticipate anyone sucking on your balls anytime in the future. :puke:
     
  16. Raemee

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    I actually had the same problem and I recently found a product that prevents and removes male genital odors. It's called NodorO. I tried it, not hoping much to come out of it, and it actually works. Here's their site www.nodoro.com

    It's mainly for us uncircumcised fellow.

    Raemee
     
  17. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    Soap and water, do you has any?!?!?
     
  18. Mr. Melty

    Mr. Melty Member

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    if your so dirty you can't touch it how can you pee? seriously it's been said enough: sopa and water. use gloves or dip it in if you're gonna be such a pansy about it.
     
  19. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Dude, you're an animal. Sweat comes with the territory. If soap and water isn't doing it for you, do you mind if I ask a serious question. How long do you wash your hands after urinating? Do you have a set routine to make sure that they get completely clean?

    I'm heading towards the issue of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. If your concern for personal cleanliness is becoming a major influence in your life, you might want to talk to someone about it.

    On the other hand, if you've fallen victim to TV's notion that people should smell like flowers, get over it. We're men, we're supposed to smell. Besides, rubbing your dick and balls with warm soapy water feels good. (Or at least I like it.)

    Boxers rather than briefs gives junior and the twins more room and get some air flow happening. You'll sweat less.
     
  20. _K2_

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    Go buy some latex gloves if you don't want it on your hands.

    ...and take a fuckin shower everyday k! and scrub dem balls! ..I mean fuckin SCRUB the shit out of em k. and put some fuckin elbow grease into those balls of yours. ...you only have one set of balls dude, so your gonna have to get use to the fact that they need some proper care k. they'll be smellin' sweet as roses in no time ...maybe even peaches if ya scrub hard enough.
     

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