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#1 AestheticNugs

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Posted November 14 2005 - 05:31 AM

ok for this thread.... tell everyone the craziest ways to masturbate that you have heard of....
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Posted November 14 2005 - 12:34 PM

The four balloon and pillow method. Fill four balloons full of warm water, wrap them ina pillow, and go to town. Like a cheap, fake, poorly made vagina.
Slightly melted wax.

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Posted November 14 2005 - 01:25 PM

With sandpaper.
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Posted November 14 2005 - 01:27 PM

With sandpaper.


and alcohol

#5 AestheticNugs

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Posted November 15 2005 - 06:19 AM

wow..that's disturbing...you all actually heard of those ways?
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Posted November 15 2005 - 06:46 AM

I've heard that if you get a lubed up plastic bag, put it in between your bed and the matress and fuck like a bunny rabbit, it's supposed to be effective ... Posted Image

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#7 phishphan

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Posted November 15 2005 - 08:21 AM

Personally, there's nothing comparative to sex. Masterbating feels good but sex feels 100 times better.
One of my ex girlfriends bought me a pocket pussy for me right before I went out to sea for 3 months (I was in the US Navy for four years). It was nice of her to do that for me. I think she just didn't want me to cheat on her while I was gone, too bad she decided to cheat on me instead. Anyway, The pocket pussy is great for acouple of reasons. It feels almost like the real thing, it's ribbed inside and squishy, and it's easy to conceal and clean. I would take it in the shower with me and it would be so nice.....

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Posted November 15 2005 - 08:26 AM

I've heard and tried this one, Fill a condom with water while your in the shower and then put it on. Hold on to the condom like it was your lover and start humping it. It doesn't work well at all. I didn't feel anything except warm water, I need that little bit of friction to get my jollies off....


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Posted November 15 2005 - 03:36 PM

Some of the craziest ways I've read and tried were at www.jackinworld.com .
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Posted November 15 2005 - 03:39 PM

Yeah I've seen jackinworld before. That place is nuts.

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Posted November 15 2005 - 07:31 PM

I've heard that if you get a lubed up plastic bag, put it in between your bed and the matress and fuck like a bunny rabbit, it's supposed to be effective ... Posted Image

tried it...it feels good sometimes but your bed has the be the exact right height, you have to lean on the matress to ger enough pressure but you can't put all your upper body weight on it or theres too much pressure so its a bitch to stay in teh right position, your knees chafe a lot on the ground, the bag dries out eventaully and all and all, its nice at first but you'll prolly have a real hard time cumming. not worht the effort imo

#12 AestheticNugs

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Posted November 17 2005 - 05:06 AM

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#13 paintitblack

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Posted November 17 2005 - 10:31 AM

check out my masturbation.com ;) for some fun reading and maybe ideas

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Posted November 17 2005 - 10:35 AM

sry www.mymasturbation.com

#15 spidro

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Posted November 19 2005 - 05:57 AM

with condom after i fill it wait soap

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Posted November 19 2005 - 08:17 PM

with condom after i fill it wait soap


Yikes. Doesn't that sting afterwards??:eek:

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Posted November 20 2005 - 05:48 PM

I find the best way is through the use of Peanut Butter and a sandwhich bag
it is kind of complicated so look at the site in my signature for more details...
don't knock it till you've tried it
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#18 Spyder

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Posted November 20 2005 - 06:19 PM

clone yourself and then have sex with yourself....
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#19 4Natural2Wisdom0

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Posted November 20 2005 - 06:23 PM

clone yourself and then have sex with yourself....

i loook in the mirror :p
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#20 dangermoose

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Posted November 20 2005 - 07:36 PM

i loook in the mirror :p

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Posted November 20 2005 - 07:40 PM

i loook in the mirror :p


wow, do you really? i'm in awe of ppl who masturbate to themselves... that's cool though, shows you think you're sexy and feel sexy and stuff... lots of confidence makes for more horny times
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#22 Alternative_Thinker

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Posted November 20 2005 - 07:44 PM

What I've done to masturbate to myself is to film myself. I haven't done that in a while, however...
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#23 Keanua Otter

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Posted November 20 2005 - 07:50 PM

a golden WolfCat: all right, sister. you be well, and you're beautiful, so realize it. masturbate to your image, or something of the sort.
Keanua Otter: ok! i will do it for you!
a golden WolfCat: lol
a golden WolfCat: awesome.
Keanua Otter: did i tell you my (kelly's!)rats chewed my vibrator cord?
a golden WolfCat: man! that sucks ass.
Keanua Otter: and it ignited and almost started a fire!
Keanua Otter: ha!!!!
a golden WolfCat: lol!
a golden WolfCat: that's what you do to things.
Keanua Otter: well, maybe when i am all tantrasized i will never need a vb again!
Keanua Otter: let's fucking hope so!!!
a golden WolfCat: hear hear.
a golden WolfCat: cheers.
a golden WolfCat: namaste.
Keanua Otter: ok, later!!!!
a golden WolfCat: and peace!

#24 InSearchOfMore

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Posted November 22 2005 - 09:07 PM

check out my masturbation.com ;) for some fun reading and maybe ideas


Thanx for the tip. I actually cam while reading stories. lol It was awsome.

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#25 emptyingplace

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Posted December 01 2005 - 06:52 PM

i've heard of a wrench being used (on a girl).

#26 sweetpea4186

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Posted December 02 2005 - 09:38 AM

i loook in the mirror :p


I like that sometimes, I set up a mirror at the foot of the bed

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#27 Fishbone

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Posted December 02 2005 - 09:56 AM

I like that sometimes, I set up a mirror at the foot of the bed


Ok, that visual got Lance stirring. Um....I gotta go. :p

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Posted December 13 2005 - 01:54 PM

I masturbated for literally years without being able to get off. So one day, I was laying in the tub and had the water running and accidentally slid down too far and got the stream of water going right to my clit. It felt pretty much amazing so I stayed like that for about 20 minutes fantasizing and orgasmed for the first time. It only took me 6 years (just turned 17, had been trying since I was 11).

I love doing that when I have the time because I get the best orgasms that way. People always think I'm crazy for laying in the tub with my legs up in the air to do it, though. :p
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#29 Fishbone

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Posted December 13 2005 - 02:52 PM

I masturbated for literally years without being able to get off. So one day, I was laying in the tub and had the water running and accidentally slid down too far and got the stream of water going right to my clit. It felt pretty much amazing so I stayed like that for about 20 minutes fantasizing and orgasmed for the first time. It only took me 6 years (just turned 17, had been trying since I was 11).

I love doing that when I have the time because I get the best orgasms that way. People always think I'm crazy for laying in the tub with my legs up in the air to do it, though. :p


Interestingly enough a lot of women find their first orgasm under the faucet or by shower head. (Get it? Shower.......head?) Water is a good thing. :)

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#30 Wicked Penetration

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Posted December 14 2005 - 05:40 PM

I love doing that when I have the time because I get the best orgasms that way. People always think I'm crazy for laying in the tub with my legs up in the air to do it, though. :p


Personally I think that's hotter when a girl has her legs up in the air.. gives ah, uh, nice view *grin*


There's some Wicked Penetration...

from a certain point of view.





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